Mars Needs Moms

 This should make me completely unhireable

 Yeah, I know Gerard Depardieu isn't playing Tintin's dog Snowy in the upcoming Tintin movie.
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Mars is coming!

 "Mars needs Moms" synopsis will be up this week. Why, you ask?  Because I feel like my career needs to be completely unsalvageable.

S.W.A.P.P.U.T.S!

I have no idea.