Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Friday, March 26, 2010
another pre-paper synopsis X-Men, X2
X Men
2000
X2
2003
Both Directed by Bryan Singer
Mutants are feared by mere humans who want to subjugate or even kill them.
Patrick Stewart is Picard X owner of a school for mutants. Kind of like Hogwarts but more angry and angsty. He Keeps them safe from regular humans and more importantly it’s a tax write off.
Ian McKellan is Magneto who is as his name suggests is a mutant with the power of magnetism. He wants the mutants to rise up
And rule the world. Also, he wears a special costume so he doesn’t get sucked onto the closest fridge.
Magneto’s mutants vs. Picard X’s mutants. TWICE! In two different films.
M -I’m coming to get you Picard X!
PX- Get him Wolverine and, uh, and all you other ones help him out will ya?
W- I’m glad Magneto is a moron and doesn’t use his magnet power to suck the metal claws right out of my hands.. HA HA HA! *snikt* RAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!
PX- Hey, don’t hurt the semi naked blue chick, I uh, want to talk to her.
W- RAGGGGHHHHH TOO LATE!!!! RAGGGGGHHHHHHH
PX-That’s it, less P.E. and more academics.
2000
X2
2003
Both Directed by Bryan Singer
Mutants are feared by mere humans who want to subjugate or even kill them.
Patrick Stewart is Picard X owner of a school for mutants. Kind of like Hogwarts but more angry and angsty. He Keeps them safe from regular humans and more importantly it’s a tax write off.
Ian McKellan is Magneto who is as his name suggests is a mutant with the power of magnetism. He wants the mutants to rise up
And rule the world. Also, he wears a special costume so he doesn’t get sucked onto the closest fridge.
Magneto’s mutants vs. Picard X’s mutants. TWICE! In two different films.
M -I’m coming to get you Picard X!
PX- Get him Wolverine and, uh, and all you other ones help him out will ya?
W- I’m glad Magneto is a moron and doesn’t use his magnet power to suck the metal claws right out of my hands.. HA HA HA! *snikt* RAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!
PX- Hey, don’t hurt the semi naked blue chick, I uh, want to talk to her.
W- RAGGGGHHHHH TOO LATE!!!! RAGGGGGHHHHHHH
PX-That’s it, less P.E. and more academics.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Before paper and pencil were invented I wrote out synopsis in electronic mail and spammed my entire company. So here is some of the few pre-blog synopsis. Warning no pictures.
The Descent
2005
6 women. 1 cave. 1000’s of scary Gollum creatures out to get them.
(Something Freudians going on but I’m not smart enough to put it together)
Woman1 -Lets go into this cave system here in the creepiest part of the Appalachians
Woman2 –Sweet!
Woman3 –Don’t forget the map
Woman4 –We wouldn’t want to get lost
Woman5- Woman 6 has the map
8 hours later
Woman6 – I’m sorry we’re lost and I’m sorry I left the map in the truck. Ha ha ha ha ha that’s kind of funny right?
Gollum creature –RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
Woman6 – We are so screwed.
Woman3 – I hate you.
The Ruins
Unrated (Boom chikka waa waa.)
2008
A bunch of American college kids, and a token Euro. South American Ruins.
Euro Boy: Hey! You American kids want to see some very creepy Ruins?
American kids: (in unison, except girl 2 who is apprehensive) Golly do we ever!
Cut to ruins in South American jungle
Girl1: Why won’t those natives let us leave
Boy2: I don’t know but why is this vine growing into my leg at an uncommonly prodigious rate
Euro Boy: ZOMG, The temple is built on a giant carnivorous plant! RUN!
Girl2: We can’t. The natives, remember!
Gollum: We must be tricksy and escape.
Boy 1: WTF? Gollum’s here? Give us the invisible ring you little bastard!
Boy 2: Calm down you’re hallucinating because the only thing we’ve had to drink for 3 days straight is vodka!
Girl2: Ah Jesus the plant grew outta my eye!
Euro Boy: LOL! As we say in ze Germany!
The Ring 2
Put on a VHS tape. Yeah I know, what’s that?
We see a video of * a tree* *a well* * an old mansion* *a creepy girl*
Well that movie sucked.
2 days later you get a phone call and your TV goes static and.. The creepy girl comes out of it all herky jerky and staccato and you DIE!
It would be, WTF is wrong with you kid? You get your ass upstairs and put a god damn brush to your hair. And don’t come down until you look like Anne of Green Gables.
Jesus, kids these days.
The Descent
2005
6 women. 1 cave. 1000’s of scary Gollum creatures out to get them.
(Something Freudians going on but I’m not smart enough to put it together)
Woman1 -Lets go into this cave system here in the creepiest part of the Appalachians
Woman2 –Sweet!
Woman3 –Don’t forget the map
Woman4 –We wouldn’t want to get lost
Woman5- Woman 6 has the map
8 hours later
Woman6 – I’m sorry we’re lost and I’m sorry I left the map in the truck. Ha ha ha ha ha that’s kind of funny right?
Gollum creature –RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
Woman6 – We are so screwed.
Woman3 – I hate you.
The Ruins
Unrated (Boom chikka waa waa.)
2008
A bunch of American college kids, and a token Euro. South American Ruins.
Euro Boy: Hey! You American kids want to see some very creepy Ruins?
American kids: (in unison, except girl 2 who is apprehensive) Golly do we ever!
Cut to ruins in South American jungle
Girl1: Why won’t those natives let us leave
Boy2: I don’t know but why is this vine growing into my leg at an uncommonly prodigious rate
Euro Boy: ZOMG, The temple is built on a giant carnivorous plant! RUN!
Girl2: We can’t. The natives, remember!
Gollum: We must be tricksy and escape.
Boy 1: WTF? Gollum’s here? Give us the invisible ring you little bastard!
Boy 2: Calm down you’re hallucinating because the only thing we’ve had to drink for 3 days straight is vodka!
Girl2: Ah Jesus the plant grew outta my eye!
Euro Boy: LOL! As we say in ze Germany!
The Ring 2
Put on a VHS tape. Yeah I know, what’s that?
We see a video of * a tree* *a well* * an old mansion* *a creepy girl*
Well that movie sucked.
2 days later you get a phone call and your TV goes static and.. The creepy girl comes out of it all herky jerky and staccato and you DIE!
It would be, WTF is wrong with you kid? You get your ass upstairs and put a god damn brush to your hair. And don’t come down until you look like Anne of Green Gables.
Jesus, kids these days.
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